After a tumultuous break-up, Delilah Hansen has had enough of men, relationships, and shared orgasms. Afterall, why even take a risk on someone when vibrators exist? Too bad her vagina has other plans, doing everything in its power to tempt and tease Delilah into giving them what they both need. Delilah isn’t one to take it lying down, resorting to self-inflicted pleasures two or three times a day to placate the ravenous beast. 

Things change when Hermes, the Greek messenger god, appears to make her a once in a lifetime offer: End her self-imposed celibacy by getting it on with the gods. Delilah can’t resist either the deal or Hermes, and agrees to give it a shot, until she learns that Anubis, the Egyptian god of the dead, has to kill her before she can get her groove on. Navigating the underworld, Delilah must confront her past before embarking on a sexual journey that promises to free her from her inhibitions and let her explore her passions freely. 

Granted, it would’ve been nice if the messenger god had told her all this beforehand, but then again, no one said being a Lover of Mythic Proportions was going to be easy.